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After being married to a scholarly rabbi, marriage to a butcher was a comedown, but the widow, in her loneliness, nonetheless agreed. Upon their return home, settled on their couch, the butcher said to his wife: How is the new husband?

The Maid asked for a raise. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: The first is that I iron better than you. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5: Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

By the way, what should I wear? Just gonna be the two of us. The woman said she would try her best. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.

Customs Agent at the border. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. The crew was speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope. Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence! Alcohol interferes with their suffering. How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? They tried to kill us. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

Or browse results titled:. Hi You're more than welcome to hear a bit of my music Hope you like it! I will upload more stuff in the future just keep waiting gzarim ze taim. Streaming and Download help. If you like Karpo, you may also like:. The Mortal Coil by Polaris. A brand new record from one of the best metalcore acts around. The thundering new release from the legendary Integrity is a vision of Armageddon, full of blazing riffs and hairpin turns.

Bandcamp Album of the Day May 17, Bandcamp Album of the Day May 15, Powerful, rasping stoner rock riffs shot through with a sense of pure evil. Bandcamp Album of the Day May 3, Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U. Customs Agent at the border. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. The crew was speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence! Alcohol interferes with their suffering. How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

They tried to kill us. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

Paula brought me to the hospital. Your weenie is out in the wind for Everyone to see! The old man looked off in the distance without answering. Being a good friend, the banker asked Don if the rumor was true. Don assured him that it was. The banker then asked Don the age of his new bride to be.

Don thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Don in town again. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. I went and spent it already. So we gave him his two dollars back. I snuck out with a friend to watch a movie! It was a porn movie! The mother laughs out loud: Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by with a kippa, tzitzis and payos. Is something wrong with him or something? After being there for awhile, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted t buy chicken legs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Her husband speaks English…. I do worry about you sometimes! Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra.

Well, where do you catch them? How do you catch them? I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club. I signed up for five jumps a week. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun. What did that doctor do? One Rosh Hashanah morning, the Rabbi noticed little Adam was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the synagogue. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: The next day the paper read: The next day the headlines read: The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is. So be yourself and enjoy life.

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